For Boris Johnson, the protected place was a fridge. An area to sit back out and conceal away from unfriendly members of the media. Reporters who couldn’t be relied on to deal with his each dishonesty with grotesque indulgence. Keir Starmer was reasonably bolder than that. He selected to provide a mini press convention to the three most important broadcasters, none of whom held again from asking the troublesome questions.
There once more, the Labour chief in all probability had no alternative. To have mentioned nothing was to have performed into No 10’s arms, making Starmer look defensive and shifty. Hell, it had even reached the purpose the place a few of Downing Street’s extra servile hacks had been writing tales about events Keir had thought-about having after which reconsidered when the laws modified. We’re now on to thought crimes. Hold the entrance web page. Next we’ll be listening to about how Starmer as soon as thought of going by way of an amber gentle earlier than considering higher of it. Far higher for him to go down preventing.
It wasn’t superb, thoughts. In hindsight, Starmer in all probability needs he’d by no means had that beer or purchased a curry for his workers. Let the bastards starve subsequent time. But what’s executed is completed and he’d must dwell with the results. So shortly after 4 within the afternoon, the Labour chief selected to launch his personal counter-offensive to just about two weeks of “Beergate” headlines orchestrated by No 10 and the rightwing tabloid press.
Starmer started by reminding everybody of the sacrifices individuals had made throughout lockdown. The individuals they couldn’t see and even say goodbye to. He knew how that felt: he hadn’t been in a position to attend his mother-in-law’s funeral. The nation had a proper to anticipate their politicians to obey the identical guidelines, so the concept that he had damaged any guidelines was simply absurd. What’s extra, he didn’t imagine that even Johnson actually believed he, Starmer, had damaged any guidelines. Almost definitely true, that. The Convict wouldn’t recognise any rule-breaking even when he was to stroll in on No 10 staffers doing traces of coke within the bathrooms. One beer in Durham wouldn’t even start to register on his conscience. If he had one.
All that Boris actually needed was to pull everybody all the way down to his stage within the public’s thoughts. A morally relativistic race to the underside. So that when he inevitably obtained additional fixed-penalty notices for the Abba occasion in No 10 and the “bring your own booze” bash within the Downing Street backyard that had gone on for hours and ended with the empties and the staffers getting mopped up from the flowerbeds, he may spin the narrative that every one politicians had been simply the identical. Beergate was no totally different to getting trashed at a karaoke night time the day earlier than the Duke of Edinburgh’s funeral. But Starmer did wish to draw a line between him and Johnson. If he was fined, he would resign.
Promising to resign isn’t the most effective of appears – you don’t wish to give individuals concepts – however Keir was calm and dignified all through. This might not have been the presser he needed to provide, however he carried out it with integrity. Something that won’t matter to some Tories or the Convict – anybody who thinks Starmer’s promise to stroll in any means makes it extra seemingly that Johnson will rethink his resolution to not resign hasn’t been paying consideration – however it does to Starmer.
He’s old school that means. He gained’t must be dragged kicking and screaming away from his position as occasion chief. He gained’t stoop to lies to brazen issues out. If it seems he’s made a mistake, he’ll take the rap. Unlike the Convict, who has by no means taken duty for something. Not even his kids. And possibly the much less myopic would see in him the opportunity of what a chief may appear to be. Not a pallid-faced narcissist with a toddler haircut whose solely honest perception is in his personal exceptionalism.
There had been inevitably a few lacunae in Starmer’s narrative that the media had been fast to pounce upon. Hadn’t he solely promised to do what he was all the time going to must do anyway if he was fined? Yup, however he’d executed it with fashion and brought maintain of the storyline. Already some Tory MPs who had beforehand known as for his resignation had been getting a bollocking from Conservative central office. They hadn’t been fairly brilliant sufficient to see the place this one logically concluded. Step ahead the ever loyal, ever half-witted Micky Fab.
But hadn’t Starmer additionally known as for Johnson to resign when he had solely been beneath police investigation? Much the identical as he was now. Here the Labour chief wriggled uncomfortably. Because he was buggered if he was going to serve his personal head up on a plate. That can be to play into the Convict’s arms. Months and months of Labour infighting whereas Johnson took the FPNs and inflation into double figures. So if it was all the identical, he may dwell with a little bit of hypocrisy. Just not the full-blooded corruption inside No 10. So he was going to rewrite this one. He’d keep, if it was all the identical. Not least as a result of he had executed nothing flawed. Unlike Johnson.
Almost as an afterthought, Sky’s Beth Rigby shouted out a question to the retreating Starmer. To his credit score, he turned to answer it. What would he do if the Durham constabulary mentioned he’d dedicated a minor breach, as with Dominic Cummings’ eyesight take a look at, however selected to not high-quality him? That wasn’t going to occur, he mentioned. The penalty for a breach of the legislation was a high-quality. If he didn’t get a FPN, which he was positive he wouldn’t, then he was within the clear. Over to the Old Bill. No 10 and the tabloids might have been leaning on the Durham plods for the final fortnight. Now it was his flip.
You’ve bought to ask your self one question: do I really feel fortunate? It appears that Starmer does. Or fortunate sufficient. Politics is a messy, soiled business. Things get mentioned that may’t be unsaid. The trick is to fashion them out. It seems that honour and integrity aren’t black and white. They are a continuum. And Keir is on the facet of the angels with soiled faces. Lord, make me pure. Just not fairly but.