I have an all or nothing relationship with the web. I am both giving it my undivided consideration with 227 tabs open, or I am asleep. See? All or nothing. I attempt to set boundaries with my web utilization however I’m additionally unable to observe by way of on things. Every night time I delete the Instagram app off my telephone after which each night time I go on it through Safari. I’m like a drug addict who throws away their capsules solely to go and smoke crack in an alley half-hour later.
The web generally is a place of pleasure but it surely will also be a spot the place embarrassing recollections pop up in your Facebook. What is that characteristic known as once more? Ah sure, dad and mom. When compiling this listing I thought of together with screenshots of my divorced dad and mom commenting on the identical submit however not having the ability to see one another’s feedback as a result of they’ve blocked each other. But listed below are some different things I discover humorous.
1. Jenny by Flight of the Conchords
These two are masters of the craft and have Kiwi accents. What’s to not love? Also this track is about pretending to know somebody who claims they know you – one thing I do all the time. Not as a result of I’m well-known however as a result of folks say I have a very acquainted (exceedingly generic) face.
Only introverts will discover this humorous however I don’t care as a result of extroverts ought to be out socialising, not studying this text! Losers!
3. This dad dancing along with his daughter
This father-daughter duo, Michael and Ali Hoffman, are behind considered one of my favorite movies. It jogs my memory of my dad and my teenage sister, who’re two of the funniest folks I know and annoyingly good dancers. They all the time decide to a bit with the depth of this dad at 2 minutes 45 seconds in.
I have a Bachelor of Arts in music composition, and may attest I’ve by no means seen anybody play percussion as passionately as this man along with his mallet. The BA point out could appear pointless (not as pointless as majoring in music composition), but it surely does qualify me to say that this video is doubly humorous as a result of he hits the cellist in the face ON THE BEAT.
Kids getting phrases flawed is rarely not humorous. My brother used to name elephants “onks” till he clarified: “They’re not called onks, they’re called alphelants!” I typically suppose that if I’d corrected him earlier he’d have turned out smarter (or by no means joined CrossFit), however we will’t change the previous, can we.
Saying you don’t like Beyoncé is like saying you don’t like dessert: you’re solely mendacity to your self. This Saturday Night Live sketch jogs my memory of the time my buddy was interviewed by a serious pop radio station and mentioned she didn’t like music. They handled her like Andrew Garfield on this sketch and what? Fair sufficient.
This track from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend completely encapsulates how I really feel about preparing. It’s painful and unfair that males get to reach as they’re. I’ve intentionally stopped placing effort in in order that individuals are speechless when I flip up with dry hair, or tied shoelaces. I’m not about being a sizzling feminine comic … I’m all about being a wealthy feminine comic. (Buy tickets to my present.)
This Tiktok is the power all of us want going ahead. It doesn’t matter should you mess up, so long as you promote the ending … and are a toddler.
Did I neglect to say I was a toddler star? Kidding, however I was the face of Tip Top bread in New Zealand. This is humorous as a result of I am now gluten illiberal.
As a persistent folks pleaser, I want I had an anger translator with me always. Keegan-Michael Key is so humorous on this sketch and the proven fact that Obama doesn’t break is a miracle.