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Piers Morgan’s ‘manifesto’ as PM – from sacking Cabinet to Liz Hurley ‘curfew’

It began out as a joke, however quickly grew to become extra.

The final Marmite determine, the concept of Piers Morgan in Number 10 is thrilling for some and worrying for others.

But simply in case we wanted extra purpose to debate over the person, Piers himself has penned a “manifesto” of hypothetical pledges – outlining what he’d do if he have been to out of the blue run into political energy.

Much of the piece, laid out by Piers for The Daily Mail, is devoted to what we would count on from him – sacking the Cabinet ministers he is so ruthlessly cross-sectioned on Good Morning Britain, raging towards vegans, and making two hours of sport a day necessary for varsity kids.



Piers has penned a ‘manifesto’

He additionally writes that he’d urge the Queen to strip her grandson Prince Harry and his spouse Meghan Markle of their royal titles – these being the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

Perhaps unexpectedly, Piers additionally requires teenage Swedish local weather change activist Greta Thunberg to be made his Environment Secretary – and fascinating selection given his previous reticence about her.

And ever one for a fiery conflict, he could not go with out cracking just a few quips on the expense of a few of his celeb feuds.



Piers insisted he would sack Health Secretary Matt Hancock


Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
Piers referred to as for Harry and Meghan to be stripped of their royal titles

He not too long ago made headlines along with his frank opinions on Liz Hurley’s steamy Instagram choices.

He’s additionally clashed earlier than with actor Hugh Grant.

So it should not be a shock that he writes: “I’d deport Hugh Grant to anywhere that would have the whiny, pompous, irritating, sanctimonious little bore – and put his ex-girlfriend Liz ‘look at my whammers!’ Hurley under a curfew requiring her to wear clothes in public places during the hours of daylight, for the sake of what’s left of her dignity.”



Elizabeth Hurley
Piers not too long ago criticised Liz Hurley over her sultry snaps



Hugh Grant
Piers slammed Hugh Grant in his manifesto

The hottest level of the manifesto will doubtless show to be the final, during which he particulars plans for the nation each weak particular person within the the UK has been vaccinated towards the coronavirus.

Piers provides: “Finally, and if this doesn’t get me elected then nothing will, I’d announce a 4-day national holiday to take place the moment the last person in Britain who needs a Covid vaccination gets one.

“Everyone can be given £100 and a direct instruction from their new Prime Minister to go completely bonkers.”

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